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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Poetic Justice

Once there was a teenaged boy, who was liked by a teenaged girl. The boy toyed with the girl's heart for a while...and then decided to date the girl's very good friend.

The girl was very hurt for awhile, but time has helped heal the wounds.

The girl was kind enough to invite the boy and the very good friend over tonight to swim.

They accepted.

One thing about this boy though...he's really afraid of dogs.

It's nice to see the girl be so forgiving.

However, the girl's mother is not so forgiving. Boys who toy with her daughter's heart are on the list forever.

So when Roxanne, the 204 lb St. Bernard
(who has never liked this boy), and Mookie, the 65 pound Lab/Chesapeake mix (who loves to swim in the pool) went running outside, the mother smiled, ever so slightly.

When Mookie jumped into the pool and started to swim after the boy, the mother laughed out loud.

The mother went back into the house, knowing if she heard the boy scream like a girl, as much as she would enjoy it, she would be no more good for the day.

Poetic Justice.





WOOF WOOF

Fear the Stache, U.N.

Shamelessly cut and pasted from Preston at Six Meat Buffet, who says that the stache will be the new red ribbon, the "BOLTON AWARENESS STACHE!"

I think that we should all wear them.

Oh, so true...